medievalist in recovery |
jersey at heart, maryland at present. lit is what i love, theatre is what i do. hate the word fangirl, embody the word fangirl. thus, a paradox. |
- Become extremely frustrated and breathe heavily.
- Punch patient repeatedly in the chest. If you can hear ribs cracking, you’re doing it right.
- Repeatedly yell COME ON. COME OOOON. COME ON. Put Gob Bluth to shame.
- Lose hope and begin Jearing.
- Jear.
- Still Jearing?…
so much truth
You forgot to ask for a pen! Or a sharp object and then use your fingers when no one has anything!